mayeb they wont notice im balding if i jsut shave the sideso f my Head, sh*t this is brilliant
im cracking up thinking about harry out clubbing and someone comes up to him as he does the sprinkler on the dance floor and is like “hey, you’re not a good dancer” and it just haunts him and he can’t sleep and eventually at 4am he gets so frustrated that he tweets the comment that caused him to reevaluate his life

